The Blog Post Hat Trick!!

Could it be? Three posts in three days? This is unprecedented. Does this make me a regular blogger? I mean, I know that there are people who do this everyday, and call themselves bloggers. But, when can I be a self-proclaimed blogger? Is it three straight posts, is it four straight? Is it five posts over a seven-day period? I don't know. Maybe Wikipedia knows. Maybe the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.

So, I got my new car. It got a Subaru Outback 2.5i. I was originally sold a plain old Outback. But, that's cheap. I mean it came with hub caps! Hub caps are for Taurus' (god rest its soul), Cavaliers and Escorts!! Not Outbacks!! So, me took it back and got the car I wanted. It's Newport Blue/Pearl. It's a thing of awe-inspiring beauty. It's fun to drive. Me likes a lot!

More later... and if you're nice... maybe even a picture of my new car!! But, all you out in the blog-o-sphere have to be on their best behavior! Yes, that means you, too!

It's Coming Up, So Mark Your Calendars!!

This blog was birthed on June 26, 2006. It's second birthday is just around the corner. If you're wondering what this blog wants for its birthday. Here's what I'm looking at getting it:

1. A new car
2. A rack for said new car
3. A user who actually updates it!

BTW... let's do more embedding! I can't believe I used to watch this crap... and with an overzealous fervor. Hey... "No ga-news is good ga-news with Gary Ganu!"



That is all!

I don't want to lose my Blog readership like I lost my car!

What readership, you ask? Well, I read it from time to time.

So, I've been on a hiatus... since Dec. 15. What's it to you out there. It's not like I got people sitting at their computer waiting for me to update this!

Well, if everyone out there is mad at me for my wanton neglect, perhaps I can win you back with this little funny:



So, I've never embedded before. I'm an embed virgin, and I hope I did it right! I don't need any lawyers calling me, throwing copyright law in my face. If they do, I hope it starts with a cease and desist order, because I'll rightfully comply. When you join the Witness Protection Program, you promise not to break any laws. Breaking the law as a member of the WPP causes more paperwork (new identity, new location, new family, new pets, etc.). Oops, said too much.

Anyhoo... life is just peachy here in the Beehive State (Utah, for you people out there not up to snuff on your "State Nicknames"). I learned "an expensive life lesson" as my dad put it. It seems that the "change your oil often" rhetoric isn't just needless rhetoric. Apparently, you ARE supposed to change the oil frequently or great peril will fall upon your engine. Needless to say, great peril fell upon my trusty and loving Subaru Outback Sport. At just five-years-young, the mighty locomotive went dry and gave up on me!

So, I'm off looking for a new car to ruin. Please, wish me luck (or in this case, wish the car luck) in my latest car endeavor.

Hmmm.... nothing else going on here. I still got my two doggies. Premmy is going to be two here next month. He's a lot more calm and mellow now. Then, there's Otta. Sheesh. She has a lot to say, and still likes to pee on the carpet. What makes it worse, she likes to walk while she pees, so there's just a long trail of piss to clean up. Hey, at least it's sterile, right?!?!? Life will be better once Otta "gets it!"

I'll let everyone (and by everyone, I mean all of my readers, AKA just me) know what happens with the whole car thing. I know I'll tune back in for an update!