I'm on day three of owning a blog and so far, so good. I haven't crashed the Internet and no government spooks showed up at my door.
Sorry that my blog isn't aesthetically pleasing just quite yet. I'm still trying to build upon my basic knowledge of HTML programming so that I can add pictures and whatnot.
I haven't really seen anything for my "WTF Moment of the Week" nod. Although, the story on cnn.com about Rush Limbaugh smuggling Viagra was the Web site's most popular story on Tuesday. That is a good front-runner for a WTF acknowledgement. I didn't know that ultra-right-wing Republicans had "casual carnal relations"... so I'm wondering what Rush was doing with all those Viagra pills! Maybe ultra-right-wing Repbulicans do have "casual carnal relations" but living in Utah, all I hear is the WWJD-CTR. I'm pretty sure that if you apply that little acronymn to casual sex, it means "relations for procreation only."
See... CTR is a Utah thing. It stands for "Choose the Right." Now, I haven't decided if that's a "good-evil" reference or a political statement. Methinks that while it means "choose to do good", me also thinks that the subliminal message is to "choose the far right of the political spectrum." I mean, Utah is, afterall, an EXTREMELY red state.
Well, as I said earlier.... no government spooks have shown up at my door... but I'm sure the religious majority in Utah will draft a "cease and decist" order and send hired goons to rough me up over questioning the whole "CTR" thing.
At any point, why Rush's sex life was the No. 1 story on cnn.com is dissapointing to me. I mean, there are people losing their homes to flood in DC and Pa., and Hamas recognized Isreal (on some diplomatic level) yet more people were interested in Rush smuggling/ingesting pills so he could get his little soldier to salute on command!!! Ugh!
2 comments:
Just watch so the little men in white coats don't come for you with a straight jacket! Yes, some states are more restrictive (boring) than others.
I'm waiting for the next tyrade!!
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