The List...

Below is a list of things that my six-month-old puppy has ruined:

- A military-issue "business card" in Japanese that my grandpa carried around during WWII
- Three (3) coasters
- A calendar
- His first bed
- One blanket
- One (1) pair of glasses

Below is is a list of things that my six-month-old puppy has TRIED to ruin:

- Three (3) Christmas stockings (including his own)
- The pair of glasses I got to replace the ones he ate
- His towel
- My cashmiere scarf
- Shoes
- Socks
- Laundry
- Sunglasses
- His leash
- His fleece jacket
- His collar
- His tags