Oh, bloody hell....

I couldn't think of a good title for this post, so, when it doubt - swear!!

Anyhoo... not much going on out here. I got chased down by some Mormon Missionaries on Sunday. They were on their bikes and we (my dog and I) were heading in opposite directions... about to cross paths. So, I vere off to aviod them when one of the them speeds up and chases me down on his Huffy Bike, undoubtedly a K-MART Blue Light Special. Here's the exchange:

Missionary: Hi, how are you.
Me: Fine
Missionary: We're out spreding the word ....
Me: I'm not interested.
Missionary: But, are you familiar with our message?
Me: I know enough
Missionary: Do you know anyone....
Me: I sure don't

Why do these retards think that chasing me down on their bike is going to make me join their cult? These people need to learn the "Catch more flies with honey" axiom!!

That was exciting fun!! So, I wrecked my car about three weeks ago. Did a good job too. I popped my clutch at a stop light... but apparently, the light was still red. I often say, if more people drove like me there'd be less accidents. But, alas, here I was. I had a smashed up Subaru and the guy in front of me... a 4x4 with a two- or three-inch lift, had a miniscule dent on his bumper. So, $7,500 later, I have a new engine, new front fenders, new hood, new front bumper and a new grill. Only $1,000 shy of totalling my ride!!

I can't complain. It's basically a new car and it runs very well!!

My dog, which if you read my previous posts, you may think I'm a bit obsessive about, is doing well. He's almost a year old, now, and is starting to learn his way. He has developed this habit of snipping at me when he's tired. But, I do it too... so can I really be mad at him. The answer is, "Yes, I can!" I had a pigeon with a broken wing take refuge on my porch for the Memorial Day weekend. That was a bad idea as that was a cool new toy for Premmy (a bird dog, mind you) to bat around. Needless to say, I put an end to that quickly. I don't need my dog cavorting around with the rat of the avian world!!

My girlfriend is doing well. She should be out of the hospital on Thursday. Two years and about four rounds of cancer treatment later.... she as good as new. She deserves a round of applause. Okay, that's enough.

Hidey-ho Neighbor-eeno...